The Federal Republic of Gamma Israel is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 513 million Jews are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The strong Gamma Israeli economy, worth 38.7 trillion Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,342 Shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,490 per year while the poor average 9,079, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the national symbol of Gamma Israel is now always featured on a skewer, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamma Israel's national animal is the something idk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gamma Israel is ranked 261,910^th in the world and 5,899^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.